I followed the instructions on my jurisdiction’s postcard, all but begging those of us who work at home/don’t work/have retired to pleeeeease vote off peak between 10 and 3. My better half (whose company gives a half day, paid, for voting) and I walked the mile from our house to the elementary school cafeteria where we vote, figuring the parking lot would be overwhelmed and for heaven’s sake it’s just a mile, we used to do five mile hikes for fun when we were dating and before we turned into elderly sloths.
We passed a guy just standing there with his McCain sign, eyes shifting around nervously, because he knew damn well he was supposed to be twenty feet further away where all the other signs were. We ran a gauntlet of signs instructing us to turn off our cameras, cell phones, recording devices, neural implants, and satellite connections to the mothership. Look, it was a very long list and my attention span for such things is very short.
The newspaper this morning was filled with “OMG Four HOUR LINEZ, RUN!!11!!” So imagine our surprise when we turned the corner and found… no line. We were the entire line at 10:30 AM, in a Baltimore suburb.
Admittedly, when we left, there was a line. Five people is a line! Sort of!
Anyway, if you’re thinking, hell, my vote doesn’t count so much that I want to wait four hours, go now! I’m thinking a lot of people are writing this one off, thinking their state is a shoo in for this guy or that guy. Yeah, and Dewey won the race, too. Go vote!